Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Can This Be Considered False Advertising?

Some persona took out this huge ass ad on the front of the Daily News today.  It offers up a wild theoretical as reasoning to why teh God would offer up Jesus for our sins instead of dying himself...sorry, Himself.


I'm thinking, since none of that (divine birth/dying for sins/resurrection...et al) actually happened, yet he took out an ad claiming it to be true, is that false advertising?  Seems like it to me.  *This is mostly in jest/irritation at being confronted with that*

What This Is?


I got this coupon in the mail for something called Snus.  I have no idea what Snus is.  Is it like snuff?  Snuff is a wholly disgusting thing that older folks used all the time during my formative years in Mississippi.  Or is it like Skoal, which has rightly earned all the scorn it has received.  NASTY!!  Coupon was tossed in the waste paper basket.

I noticed my last post about the creepy cab ride, and now I can't remember what was creepy about it...I do know that sometimes when I'm out in front of the Spotlight smoking, a cab driver pulls up and always waves but I think that's just because he thinks I'm waiting for a cab, not for any crazy reasons.  I'm now all curious as to what set my paranoia flag off last night...

EECK!!

Why did I just have the creepiest ride back from the Spotlight ever...I don't think this cab driver is crazy, but ya know...maybe...

Monday, December 21, 2009

Unclear On The Concept, Holiday Edition


Grabs Sketch Pad, Leaves In Dramatic Huff...


Scott Adams dropped this Stake-Thru-The-Heart Dilbert today.  You just don't understand me, Dilbert!!  *giggling*

Random Christmas Photos.



Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas to everybody except for Bel Ami which deserves a big fat lump of disturbing coal this year...

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Hey Stephen


I don't think I've ever heard a Taylor Swift song, so this is my introduction to her music. Josh and Enrico make sweet music together while giving you fashions...

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Ho Ho Whore, w/Disgusting Spotlight Un-Happening


This whorish mannequin with the fabulous mane is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas. Photo by $EX Artiste.

On a Spotlight side note:  Little Tony walks over to our dear friend *sarcasm drips* John and hands him some napkins.  He says, "Here, John, this is for your nose."  Why did I look over there?  John was sitting there with a strand of thick snot hanging out of each nostril.  *HEAVE*  I won't mention the projectile vomiting, which I fortunately did not witness, but had the pleasure of hearing about.  John, you are officially a mess.

When did Virginia turn into V.O. Lee?  Was she really standing at the jukebox angrily screaming "Who played this song?" at the top of her lungs?

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Gublerland, Madge Remixed, And Puntabchronicity...

Matthew Gray Gubler (Reid on Criminal Minds) presents Gublerland. It is an odd and wondrous place.  Please do check it out, trip city, particularly the reptilian creature wearing a hat in the bottom left hand corner...

Madonna Megamix, where I wanted to jump up and dance.  The Vogue/4 Minutes segment is ultra fantastic.


Buffalo was mentioned on Puntabulous, which reminded me of this clipping (pictured) from EW that I've had on my desk forever because it cracks me up every time I read it.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Not Quite Mel's Bloodfest...

Ridiculous Dilemma...


So I got this god awful documentary about Marilyn Monroe from Netflix and it deserves 2 stars but if I rate it 2 stars then Netflix's cyber-brain will think that I was rating Marilyn 2 stars instead of the documentary.  From then on, my Our Best Guess For You ratings for Marilyn movies will be skewed!!!

AAARGH!!!

Then Marilyn's ghost will be mad at me and I'll never get that visit.  I might just rate it 4 stars through gritted teeth.  I gave Cat-Women of the Moon 2 stars and I don't guess it's as bad as that.  Who am I kidding, at least Cat-Women had giant killer moon spiders and teleportation...

Friday, December 11, 2009

Morning Hotness Quotient Lowered By 95%


Chris Cuomo has left GMA for a new job as the co-host of 20/20.  How am I supposed to get going in the morning without that Cuomo Rush?

Well, now in addition to "Keeping Up Appearances" I'll have a reason to watch TV on Friday nights.  If anything can make me want to stomach that Stossel persona, it's getting good Cuomo Viewage.  Actually it's been so long since I've seen 20/20 that I don't even know if Stossel is still on it.

YAY for Chris on his new position!

I am a bit enraptured with Chris' chin in this picture.  It is exactly perfect...